Morning Scratch editor
Thirteen reasons why we consistently miss our Morning Scratch publication deadline.
1. If there's one thing I've learned about journalism since launching The Morning Scratch, it's to be consistent. We certainly do at least that much: We are consistently inconsistent.
2. My staff is sleeping through prime working hours.
3. I'm sleeping through prime working hours.
4. The Investor is busy reading the latest "Harry Potter" book. (At press time (12:05 p.m. PT), she was on Page 478.)
5. The Wii.
6. Kat 3 is very busy helping the Investor clean the dishes.
7. I bought a tie to feel more businesslike; I ended up showing it off to the neighborhood cats for several hours instead of reporting for the paper.
Don't I look like a professional?
Sara thinks that DKM's snuggles are perfect for bunny-kickin' workouts.9. The Man is a private pilot, and he is very close to getting his commercial pilot's license. This means, the typist/Investor has been gone from the Morning Scratch facility far too many hours flying around with the Man. Cats are not allowed on the airplane. I am considering a discrimination lawsuit.
Flying into the Santa Maria airport.
10. Kat 3 believes guarding her toys is more important than reporting (not that I argue with that).
Kat 3: "My toys!"
Flying into the Santa Maria airport.10. Kat 3 believes guarding her toys is more important than reporting (not that I argue with that).
Kat 3: "My toys!"12. Contemplating how to get into off-limits rooms and cabinets (give me Temp-tay-shuns!) takes up several hours each day.
13. Cats have to sleep!
17 comments:
Love your tie, Bogdan!
You are too adorable with your bunny kicks, Sara.
Excellent job guarding your toys, Kat3!
And I love The Morning Scratch, consistent or not.
And reason 14, cats don't do deadlines! Reely, there are far more importint things den meeting deadlines.
Bogdan, showing of your fancy fashions is much more important than any silly deadline. And you look great in that tie! Guess what? My grandpa (who I never got to meet) was a commercial pilot for Delta! Flying must be very fun.
you look absolutely dashing in that tie!! You do! That is a cool thursday thirteen, and all very reasonable reasons as to why you miss the deadline! x
You look smashing in your tie!
oh Bogdan, u r so furry handsome in yer tie
Bogdan, that tie is so cool! We can see why the morning Scratch deadlines gets missed, but we will read it whenever it comes out. Great T13!
Hi, Sara! (Sam)
Your FL furiends,
Bogdan dear, you look so handsome to me, I really want to big you a bearhug.
But I think I just let you work first, just in case~!
Well, we love hearing from you when ever possible. Meantime, enjoy having daddie around before he gets really busy, and have a good time with the g-rents.
You look wonderful in that tie Bogdan!!
Purrrrs, Princess
You look dashing and professional all at once in your tie, Bogdan. Those are all very good reasons for missing your deadlines. Kitties shouldn't worry about deadlines, anyway. There are far more fun things to do.
you all look so happy to be in yer new house
That is a furry smart tie. Yoo look furry purrfeshunull in it.
They're 13 fuwwy good weasons!
We cats are all so busy, who cares about deadwines anyway.
I Dare you...!
Come on over and check it out.
Karl
from The Cat Realm
best 13 i've seen in a while... but what is this thing called Bunny kicking... i'm not sure i like it
archi the tough bun!
We are consistently inconsistent.
We're stealing this line. Consider yourself officially notified. ;)
Yoo look vary snappy and purrfessunul with the tie!!!!
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