Morning Scratch editor
Cats of the Household wouldn't miss publishing a Halloween edition of The Morning Scratch, mostly because the "way-too-busy" investor loves an opportunity to torture the Cats with dress-up time.
This Halloween, Kat 3 is Avril Lavigne, and she even has her own song: "I don't like your food-treats." Sara is a damsel, but not in distress. "I don't need to be saved," Sara said.
I, Bogdan the editor, am too dignified to wear a costume.
"Nah-uh," Kat 3 said. "You were wearing a rooster costume! I saw it! I saw it!"
Fine, I Bogdan the editor, allowed The Man to put a rooster head on me - but only so that I had a chance to win Karl's NOMS contest.
Here are the Morning Scratch staffers' entries.
BOGDAN THE ROOSTER
----------------SARA THE DAMSEL
----------------Kat 3 as Avril Lavigne
Lyrics from Kat 3's latest song:[Chorus - to the tune of Avril's "Girlfriend"]
Hey hey, you you
I don't like your food-treats
No way, no way
I think you need some new ones
Hey hey, you you
I could be your connection
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like treats
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I'll give you some Temp-tay-shuns.
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Editor's note:
While the investor has been busy with ongoing issues with the new Morning Scratch facility, the Cats of the Household have been busy sleeping, eating and well, sleeping. We'd like to thank everyone who has continued to read our previous editions. The humans hope the builder will settle with them during a mediation meeting next month, so they can fix the facility's problems and get back to the important things in life, like producing the Morning Scratch.
11 comments:
Excellent Halloween costumes, all three of you! Bogdan, you look a little bit nervous to have that rooster on your head in the first photo! But then I see you settled down. Sara, you look pretty! Kat3, you rock with that tie and cool dress!
House troubles.... we can relate.
Our humans will send good vibes for a fair settlement that helps you.
all of you have been missed greatly by us. we are glad that all ofyou are well.
You all look adorrrrrabibble in your costumes. All of you, button cute
purrrrs from your forever buddies
WOWY - those are some great costumes!
kat you are a rocker!!!
Bogdan, the first photo of you made my mamma laugh out loud ~ LOUDLY. she even snorted.
Girls, you both look lovely!
purrs and headbutts,
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Ha! Bogdan, you got MomBean to get tea up her nose from giggling. She's such a dork!
I think you should send your picture to stuffonmycat.com. It's super cute. :D
sara u r be-u-ti-ful!!!
Meow - these are some fantastic "kitty in a costume" photos...wow! Would you like to enter them into Catster's World's Coolest Dog and Cat Show? We would love to have you enter! It's free, there's some awesome prizes, and you can vote on your favorite photos. Meow!
Awww you all look so cute ~the Fluffy Tribe's Mom Jane
we feel yer pain ~THe FLuffy Tribe
Very nice costumes, everyone. And yes, Bogdan, I can see you're less than thrilled about your hat. When I first looked at it I thought it was some kind of native American headdress, but on closer inspection I can see it's a rooster.
George
Happy Halloween to you as well~!!!!!!!
You look great~!!!
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