The Investor will be expected to perform the following tasks, though duties will not be limited to these: Upkeep of the Morning Scratch newspaper facility, including litter box duties and general cleanup. Prompt delivery of food at feeding times twice a day. Temtayshun delivery at editor's and reporters' request. Typing of daily newspaper articles for the editor and reporters (this means the successful applicant needs to talk "cat"). Position will include night and weekend work.
To apply, contact Bogdan, editor of The Morning Scratch.
The Morning Scratch staff
11 comments:
Oh dear, are you looking to replace yoor current investor or just get more help...
If yoo find one, ask it if it has a sibling that we could hire. Cheep a'course.
Purrrrrrrrrrs!
Dear Bogdan, please come here and be my big brofer. MomBean knows where the gooshyfud is and where she hides the Temtashuns. Plus BabyBean is a big heat generator when she naps.
oh wow, yoo did a grate job with yer ad. I'm sure the investur applicants are rolling in! If we had opposubul thumbs we'd apply rite away. Plus, the staff luks so cul!!
Hmmmmmm, I wonder how the current investor feels about this???
I think you just need to add more staff!
the staff look furry cozy there. bogdan, how do you think the squirrels hang on in the trees in a 60 mph wind?
sigh, it does sound like your investor does need an assistant to take care of the most important things...the kitties and the paper!
Hmmm. Are you firing your investor? We would audition Jan for the job but she can barely keep up with her chores around our home, let alone find time to fill out an application and take the clean the cat litter box test.
That is a good ad, though.
jans funny farm
You might want to threaten her with a demotion in position and a paycut!
You three look very very disappointed.
snuggle on.
Bogdan, I tagged you for a meme, stop on by!
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