BOGDAN WINS!

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This just in: "Monty Q Kat's 'So Kyoot It's Scary' award goes to Bogdan!"

I won! I thought I didn't win in any categories, but, according to contest prize sponsor Monty Q. Kat, the 'So Kyoot It's Scary' category was recently announced, with Bogdan, me, the editor, the winner. My investor is pleased. Thanks, Monty Q! We look forward to the prize, a sock kitty. (My investor is pleased about this, too. In fact, she's downright giddy.)

I'm a Winner Wednesday

"What? What? I won TWO prizes?" Bogdan said.

LOCAL CAT IS VICTORIOUS

By Bogdan, editor
Reporter Kat 3 contributed to this report

Cat of the Household Bogdan, the editor of The Morning Scratch, emerged Wednesday a winner.
Before this time, his winnerability was in question, as he had never won anything before.
Bogdan won the "Where in the World is DKM?" contest on the Diva Kitty & the Fluffies blog by successfully guessing DKM was in Sparks, Nev. He will receive a kitty goodie bag.
Also, he received Honorable Mention in the Friends of Skeezix "How I Got My Name" contest on Catster. He was given 20 Zealies for that honor.
"I guess it's just a Bogdan kind of day," Bogdan told Morning Scratch reporter Kat 3, who is assisting the editor in writing this story to diffuse any conflicts of interest that may arise by the winner, well, writing about himself winning.
"I'm quite surprised and honored. And I sure like winning, I'll tell you that much," Bogdan continued. "It's awfully nice of kitties and their people to hold contests and give away prizes."
Bogdan praised all entrants in both contests and spoke highly of the winners of the FOS contest, Ele' and Gimmie.
"They sure had good stories. And a sense of humor, to boot."
Bogdan also said he would like to thank Skeezix and DKM for holding exciting contests that he could win.

Bogdan's "How I Got My Name" entry:
I was named Bogdan by my rescuer after the musician Bogdan Raczynski. My investor, who is demanding I also call her Mom, kept the name because she says it makes me a Polish cat, and she's a quarter Polish. She also lets me eat human Polish food. Perogi, anyone?