Wide Body Wednesday

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Clarification

In a Wide Body Wednesday article published March 21, the condition of Aunt Rudy wasn't made clear. She is, in fact, very wide. The fluff and foof is an illusion. She's a very big lady. Indisputable evidence: She can't fit through the cat door to the garage anymore; a human has to open the big door for her.

Here's another photo of her, which illustrates her mighty wideness.

Aunt Rudy

— Bogdan, Morning Scratch editor

Wide Body Wednesday

By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor

Here is Rudy, the aunt I tormented at grandma's house, which made it so that I was banned from visiting.

She is on a diet.