Showing posts with label I'm being tortured. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm being tortured. Show all posts

Friday, June 8, 2007

We're home!

By Kat 3
Morning Scratch reporter

And Guess what I did during the car ride home from the Cat House Hotel?



Sunday, May 27, 2007

Sunday Story

By Kat 3
Morning Scratch reporter

Yup, it's easy like Sunday...

OH MY GOD! WATER!
I'm going to die! They are going to kill me. Must find way out!
Must ESCAPE!
(Are those be backwards frootbatish ears?)

These photos bring back terrible memories. Before this stay at the Cat House Hotel, we stayed here for a week in October 2006 while the humans went to visit family in Virginia. Mom wanted to take me with them, but I was not yet properly leash trained like I am now. Mom says I was not properly bladder trained yet either.

See, the day I was getting picked up to go home, I had just finished a long play session with the kittens and was very thirsty. Long story short, at some point I got in my carrier, got in my car, and had to go No. 1 about halfway home (it's a two-hour drive). I didn't complain about it. I just went. I mean, I had to go! And I'm a free spirit. But I wouldn't have gone if I knew what was going to happen to me! This is what awaited me at home, when Mom and Dad found out what I did:

I'm never peeing again!

I'm DROWNING!!!

So this time, I'm planning ahead. It looks as if June 7 is now the day we can return home. I'm definitely going to visit the litter box before we leave.

Mom! Take me out! Why wouldn't my kitty spit do the job???