Sunday, May 27, 2007

Sunday Story

By Kat 3
Morning Scratch reporter

Yup, it's easy like Sunday...

OH MY GOD! WATER!
I'm going to die! They are going to kill me. Must find way out!
Must ESCAPE!
(Are those be backwards frootbatish ears?)

These photos bring back terrible memories. Before this stay at the Cat House Hotel, we stayed here for a week in October 2006 while the humans went to visit family in Virginia. Mom wanted to take me with them, but I was not yet properly leash trained like I am now. Mom says I was not properly bladder trained yet either.

See, the day I was getting picked up to go home, I had just finished a long play session with the kittens and was very thirsty. Long story short, at some point I got in my carrier, got in my car, and had to go No. 1 about halfway home (it's a two-hour drive). I didn't complain about it. I just went. I mean, I had to go! And I'm a free spirit. But I wouldn't have gone if I knew what was going to happen to me! This is what awaited me at home, when Mom and Dad found out what I did:

I'm never peeing again!

I'm DROWNING!!!

So this time, I'm planning ahead. It looks as if June 7 is now the day we can return home. I'm definitely going to visit the litter box before we leave.

Mom! Take me out! Why wouldn't my kitty spit do the job???




16 comments:

Honey P. Sunshine said...

oh Kat3, you poor kitty. i bet you were all soft and silky after your dried off tho

Daisy said...

Poor little Kat 3! You look so sad and miserable. Those things happen sometimes.

June 7 is just around the corner! Wheeeeeeeee!

Dragonheart said...

Oh, Kat3, I'm sorry that you didn't enjoy your bath. I have to get weekly baths, so I've learned to tolerate them. You look very unhappy in those photos! You clearly hate baths. I don't like them, but I put up with them because they keep me healthy.

Caesar and Princess said...

Oh Kat3 you look very soppy and miserable. I had to be washed once when I was a kitten. I walked behind the washer and got all black ... i mean completely covered in black mildewy stuff. I was very silly looking but everyone got grossed out, so I get a bath. boy was I furious! I scratched everyone! and screamed my head off!

This is a terrible memory. I hope maybe your mom can put a litter box in the back of the car... maybe.

~~~~Princess

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh yes, definitly make a litter stop afore yoo leeve der to go home. Dat looks like mizerabul tortchur!

Artsy Catsy said...

Yikes, water torture!! I thought that was illegal?

Rocky
& the bath-hating Artsy Catsy cats

DK & The Fluffies said...

Oh. My. God. The horror!

Eric and Flynn said...

Poor Kat3, yoo don't look like yoo are enjoying that. We don't mind water, in fact we quite like it. Dad wuz doing some concreting the uvver day, and we walked right through it. Mum sat us bofe in the sink (not togevver)and washed the cement out of our feet and legs, and we didn't mind at all.

Derby said...

I gotta remember this if I ever in the carrier for a long ride. I don't want a real water bath.

KJ's muse said...

Too funny. Sorry Kat 3. ;)

June 7th can't get here fast enough!

Kimo & Sabi said...

It happens to da best of us! Maybe yer beans can put a puppy piddle pad in yer box (just in case).

Suzanne said...

poor poor kat 3. you may even have to restrict liquids if your trip home will be a long one!

--suz

Miss Peach>(^,^) said...

Wow a mewspaper reporter!? Nice to meet you! I will try to keep up with all the cat mews you report!
I hope I never have to make it into the scandal page:)
Purrrrrs >(^,^)<

Parker said...

AAAIIIEEE! You poor thing! I'll have nightmares now! Always, Always, pee before a car trip!

Paula and Basil said...

OH sweetie, we are so sorry. :( Well, it's all in the past now. You can forget all about it. ... We hope the 7th gets here real fast!

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

OH NO WATER and CATs Do Not Go well... Poor Baby. Sending Much Purrs and Warm Wishes awwww