Thursday, May 10, 2007

Bogdan reports from the Cat House Hotel

Can you find Bogdan?

CATS OF THE HOUSEHOLD UNDER HOTEL ARREST

By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor

Cats of the Household are being held captive in a so-called hotel.
They were left here weeks ago and haven't seen home since. Other cats are also being held at the detention center; however, they seem to have fallen victim to Stockholm syndrome.
"I looooove all these scratches!" Kat 3 said. "And, looky, toys everywhere! Hey, nice lady, could you refill my food bowl?"
Experts say this type of behavior is not unusual.
"Kat 3 just loves everyone," expert Mom says. "Huh? Oh, you wanted me to comment on cats in general? Well, I think it's really just you, Bogdan. You're so uptight."
Regardless of the expert's evaluation, this reporter stands by his claim of being held captive.
"They's nice people here, but I want to be released to home confinement as soon as possible!!" Sara said.

Investor, this is ridiculous! I'm so mad at you. Take me home!

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CAT TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH EDITOR

Nice Cat: Hey! What's your name? Want to hang?
Bogdan: Hey, buddy. You betta back up!

Bogdan: Yeah. That's right. Grrrrrowl! I am fear!
Nice Cat: Hey, lady. What's wrong with your kitty?

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A MEME, ALL ABOUT ME

The lovely DaisyMae Maus tagged me for this meme.

Here are the rules for this meme ...

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

1. In my free time, I am writing my autobiography.
2. I've bitten the investor's lips, twice!
3. I used to be a rapper
4. I like eating tomatoes and potatoes.
5. I break stuff, all the time. Stuff such as computers and olive oil bottles.
6. I am banned from one grandma's house for teasing (OK, chasing) my cat aunts, and I've slapped my other grandma in the face. The investor says I need an attitude adjustment.
7. I purr and drool all over the place and knead on the investor's hair when she lets me into the bedroom and closes the door and Sara and Kat 3 are locked out! I love that.

I tag:
1. + 2. Caesar and Princess
3. My buddy Rocky at Artsy Catsy
4. Honey P. Sunshine
5. Sammawow
6. Eve on Catster
7. The Feline Philosopher's Muse

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Coming ahead in The Morning Scratch: Cat House Hotel updates from Kat 3 and Sara.

11 comments:

Caesar and Princess said...

Yay, so good to hear from all of you.
Prinnie and I got tagged too and we just did our homiewerk and tagged Sara (you will see tomorrow) so that makes this very easy haha

Bogdan we loved reading this about you. We boy kitties, we must stick together. we have issues but our mommies adore us.

~Caesar

Caesar and Princess said...

WE won't share that picture of you in the pink tent with any outside aquaintances. so humiliating, I understand.

~Prinnie

Daisy said...

Thanks for the report, Bogdan! You sure showed that Nice Cat who was boss. Look at his face, he seems properly chastised for approaching you in your beautiful pink bed. You are right, he BETTA back up!

I hope you get to come home soon.

KJ's muse said...

Good reporting Bogdan! ;)

Thanks for the meme tag. Yes, I'll get KJ (she knows more kitties than I do, snort) to do it in her diary. Um, I think she's getting a bit jealous of your cute little bed! :)

Parker said...

I hope you all get to come home soon so you can drool in your Mommy's hair!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Maybe we all need to go put da bitey on those stupid floor beans. It's like they bilt yoor howse on a swamp or sumthing. We hope you get to come home sooner rather than later.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

oh, Bogdan, that kitty who is trying to be your friend is so very cute! maybe he can visit you when you get back home

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hmmm...we will be furry careful if we ever hear of our beans talkin' about takin' us to a hotel. When Skeezix when to a hotel in Bakersfield wif his beans, this was not da same experience.

Caesar and Princess said...

Hey Bogdan, we are just very happy that you are at a nice ho-tel... it seems anyway.

Basil & Paula's Hu-mama said...

LOVE the "Nice Cat: Hey lady, what's wrong with your kitty?" quote (poor Bogdan)...and I sure hope Bogdan, Katrina and Sara get to come home soon! :)

Suzanne said...

it's good to hear from you, bogdan. i'll be glad when the reports come from your own facility instead of the hotel. it's clear that those facilities are sub-par.

--suz