Sunday, September 16, 2007

"Sister Spa Sunday" Gross!

By Bogdan
The Morning Scratch

For some reason Kat 3 and Sara do this:

I don't allow it. I keep my tongue to myself. I expect others to do so.

In other news. The humans bought a lot of bun-food at the market this week.
I want to know why they didn't bring me any of that fresh free-roaming chicken meat! Instead, this is what they brought into my facility:
What nerve.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Spotty Sunday and Lilly Lu

By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor

My spotty leg.

And ... Lilly Lu — the original Spotty Sunday gal — is showing off the Hello Kitty tank top I got her for Summer Secret Paws. Go see! She looks just stunning!

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, By Sara, Edition 7: Cat Room Makeover

By Sara
Morning Scratch reporter, Living section

Our new Morning Scratch facility is finally coming together nicely. Bogdan has his reporting areas set up, and the investors even moved in a few things of their own. Now it's time for the garage conversion to a cat room made in cat heaven.

I've hired a Cat Living Space specialist to design an area the three of us cats can play in, sleep in and puke in. That's right: The space must have toys and cat trees, plenty of comfy sleeping spots and be easy to clean. (Let's be honest here, we ALL get hairballs.)

Specialist, are you taking notes?

Here are thirteen things I'm requesting from the Cat Living Space specialist.

1. Ergonomic bowls.
2. A cardboard box for each of us, complete with windows and mailboxes. Oh, and a tunnel box like Skeezix used to have.
3. Perches at every window.
4. A condo, with three levels - one level for each of us.
5. A painted mural on the main wall (ideally one of me showing my great beauty).
6. An armoire for my hair pieces, Kat 3's clothes and Bogdan's GQ-inspired outfits for work.
7. Walkways attached to the walls.
8. Carpeting throughout the room.
9. Privacy screens for the bathroom.
10. Automatic Tem-tay-shun dispenser.
11. Catnip plants.
12. A cork board on which I can hang pictures of all our friends.
13. Oh, and anything I think of at any time, ever.

OK, Specialist, we're done for today.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Monday, September 3, 2007

Labor Day

By The Investor
Morning Scratch drudge

A day off? For me?? Really??? The human????

Thank you, Bogdan. Thank you. So very nice of you.

Ultimate relaxation is in order.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Sad days

By Sara
Morning Scratch reporter

We would like to take lots of moments today to remember our friends who left us recently: Ana, Oscar the Puppy Cat and Ubee.

Anastasia, we love you and miss you. Pink wigs off to you!

Go to the Cat Blogosphere to visit our friend kitties who are also taking time on their blogs to remember friends who have passed on recently.

I also want to take a moment to remember members of our immediate family who have died and who we dearly miss. We love you sister Peanut the Ferret, sister Fiona Ferret, Uncle Tiger, Mama Kitty, Doggie Bonnie, and the Fish. I wish everyone could chase feather-butt mouses with us forever on Earth.
Sara, thinking about her friends and family with whom she can no longer cuddle.