Thursday, September 6, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, By Sara, Edition 7: Cat Room Makeover

By Sara
Morning Scratch reporter, Living section

Our new Morning Scratch facility is finally coming together nicely. Bogdan has his reporting areas set up, and the investors even moved in a few things of their own. Now it's time for the garage conversion to a cat room made in cat heaven.

I've hired a Cat Living Space specialist to design an area the three of us cats can play in, sleep in and puke in. That's right: The space must have toys and cat trees, plenty of comfy sleeping spots and be easy to clean. (Let's be honest here, we ALL get hairballs.)

Specialist, are you taking notes?

Here are thirteen things I'm requesting from the Cat Living Space specialist.

1. Ergonomic bowls.
2. A cardboard box for each of us, complete with windows and mailboxes. Oh, and a tunnel box like Skeezix used to have.
3. Perches at every window.
4. A condo, with three levels - one level for each of us.
5. A painted mural on the main wall (ideally one of me showing my great beauty).
6. An armoire for my hair pieces, Kat 3's clothes and Bogdan's GQ-inspired outfits for work.
7. Walkways attached to the walls.
8. Carpeting throughout the room.
9. Privacy screens for the bathroom.
10. Automatic Tem-tay-shun dispenser.
11. Catnip plants.
12. A cork board on which I can hang pictures of all our friends.
13. Oh, and anything I think of at any time, ever.

OK, Specialist, we're done for today.

18 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oooo, when dey's done wif da room can we come over? That sounds fantabulus. Speshully the tem-tay-shun dispenser.

Victor Tabbycat said...

You need an akwa... aqua... fish tank! But I'll settle fur the Temptations dispenser. ::spin::

Daisy said...

I am FOR the automatic Temptations dispenser! And I love the pretty armoire. I hope you get all of those things for your special cat room.

poppyq said...

You should have your own tv show.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

oh sara, you are so purrty, i think yer list is all doable

Mickey said...

#10!! #10!!
Mom,I want #10!!!!!!!

Oh, great list!

Henry Helton said...

Automatic temptations dispenser. You got my vote for that one!

Boy said...

WOW! That's going to be a fantastic woom when it's all done!

Tara said...

Are you going to have a house warming party? I want to check out the automatic Temptation dispenser!
Tara

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Wow, these are gurreat things that everykitty should have....mommmmmmmmy, can you get me these things...???

Parker said...

Moooooommmmm - I want my own room too!

The Crew said...

Wow, that's a tall order for your Cat Space Designer! Do you think they can include all that and stay within your budget? We can't wait to see your finished room, especially your private litterbox area and closet.

Tipper & Misty

The Furry Kids said...

That sounds like an awesome room!!!

Love,
Tazo

Caesar and Princess said...

This is a good list for starters.
Sara, you are beautiful.

purrrrs, Prinnie

Tara said...

Mom plays music most wednesday nights at P. Wexfords in Modesto. Once a month she also plays on a Saturday night, which happens to be tonight!

Tara

The Cat Realm said...

Sounds good to me! I hope they started building already...
Thank you guys for your support after Anastasia's disappearance! I will always miss her but I am back to posting and visiting! And believe it or not - she left a comment on Oscar's blog!
Your friend Karl

DaisyMae Maus said...

That sounds furry excellent. I'd love accommodations like that!
DMM

Skeezix the Cat said...

I WUNT AN ARMOIRE!!!!!