Friday, March 28, 2008

Calling me names, Part 2

By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor

The Man pointed out that the Investor missed two nicknames:
14. Blob-don
15. Blog-don


Thursday, March 27, 2008

Thursday Thirteen, Edition "Who knows??"

By Bogdan
The Morning Scratch

My Investor has gotten such joy out of you, my friends, calling me Bogga, she wants to share 13 nicknames and such ("such" as in, embarrassing names) she and The Man have for me.

1. Bogga (which you all now know .... sigh)
2. Fatty Mc-Fat-Fat (leftover from my heftier years)
3. Buddha
4. Ba-ba
5. Mr. Bogdan
6. Bogadonasaurus
7. Boo
8. Mama's boy (Investor!!! How dare you.)
9. Boosh-ga-ba
10. Bogdan, No!
11. Poop-Monster
12. Boo-Monster
13. The Editor

Bogdan: "Sara, did you just F-A-R-T??? Ha-ha."

Monday, March 24, 2008

How I spent my Easter Sunday

By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor

Bogdan: Hey, Investor? Have you typed my articles yet??

Investor: No, Bogga. I've been working on the newsletter for SLO County's North County Humane Society. (The Morning Scratch will link to the April/May edition when it's posted to the NCHS Web site.)

Bogdan: Hmph. You've been typing for other cats?? Unacceptable!

... And stop calling me Bogga. It's Mr. Bogdan to you!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Monday Bunday

By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Easy Like Sunday Morning

By Kat 3 and Sara
Morning Scratch reporters

Easy Like Sunday Morning setup: (1) Put two kitchen table chairs together to make a bed in front of an open door, with screen closed! (2) Add cozy San Jose Sharks blanket. (3) Cuddle in the sun with your sister. ... Easy!

Diva Kitty isn't having as easy a Sunday morning... DKM is trying to wash her Gizzy!!!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Editor's note

By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor

The Morning Scratch staff would like to thank all of you, our loyal readers. Thanks for checking on us. We are all healthy. We will be back to a regular publishing (and visiting) schedule soon.

Off the record: I threatened the Investor that Kat 3, Sara and I would unionize. Start protesting. Not do any work for her (i.e.. cuddling). I think she's scared and willing to put aside plenty of time to fulfill my Morning Scratch requests.

Now for a look at the best part of my day, which, lucky for me, happens twice a day: Eating Vishus Deer.

Monday, March 10, 2008


ManCat of the house helps himself.

Classifieds section

"Missing, one cool dudecat, answers to Bogdan. Is sorely missed by furrends. If you see him please send word to Monty Q."