Morning Scratch editor
Bogdan: Hey, Investor? Have you typed my articles yet??
Investor: No, Bogga. I've been working on the newsletter for SLO County's North County Humane Society. (The Morning Scratch will link to the April/May edition when it's posted to the NCHS Web site.)
Bogdan: Hmph. You've been typing for other cats?? Unacceptable!
... And stop calling me Bogga. It's Mr. Bogdan to you!