Friday, May 4, 2007

Cat schmat. Hotel schmotel. When are we comin' home?

By The Investor
Morning Scratch human

On Thursday, the man and I went to see the kitties at The Cat House Hotel. They all seemed physically fine, and they didn't seem to be holding a grudge (well, maybe Bogdan was a little...).

Here's a quick peek. All three wrote their own reports, so I'll share those as soon as I can type them. Also, unfortunately, we again got news work on the house will take longer. The cats will not return home until at least May 14 now.

Now, the cats...

Bogdan: Investor, I'm delighted to see you, but can't you see I'm sleeping?
Investor: Yeah, in a girl's bed!
Bogdan: Whatever. *SNORE*

Sara: Mommy!
Investor/Mom: Sara kitty!
Sara: I need one of these cute baskets for home, don't you think?
Mom: Of course, darling. Anything for Miss Sara.
Sara: (whispering) Can you hide me under your shirt and get me out of here?

Kat 3: Bugs!
Mom: Hi, Kat threeeeeeeee! How are you?
Kat 3: BUGS! BUGS!
Mom: Helloooo?
Kat 3: MOM! I'M BUG HUNTING! Shhhhh.
Mom: I understand. I've met some of your new friends.
Kat 3: Who ... like Skeezix's brother, Mao??

"Mao": I'm not Mao!
Mom: Who are you then? You know, Mao is on the lam... are you trying to make me think you aren't Mao, even though you are Mao??
Kat 3: Yup! Yup! It's Mao! Meow, Mao!
"Mao": No, I'm Spanky!!
Mom: I don't think it's Mao, Kat 3. Sorry.
Spanky: I'm so sick of that girl calling me Mao!
Kat 3: Ha-ha. Mao's funny! Silly, Mao.


Daniel said...


You ignored your investor when she came to visit you? You realise that this temporary arrangement is for your benefit don't you?


Honey P. Sunshine said...

those cute babies, we just want to hug them. you tell those workers to get the lead out

DK & The Fluffies said...

Glad to see everyone is ok.

Caesar and Princess said...

We are so happpy to see all of you. We are sooooo happy you are doing okay.
Give those ho-tel slaves a big hug from me.

(that kitty doe look a lot like Mao)

<3<3<3 Princess

Daisy said...

Thanks for the report, I have been wondering how everycat has been doing. Bogdan has a cute pink bed! heh heh. I feel a little sad for Sara, she wants to be HOME! Kat 3, you are very silly. I'm glad you are having fun chasing buggies.

Suzanne said...

mao--er, i mean spanky--is one silly kitty!

i'm glad you got to see sara. i'm glad we all get to see sara!

9 days is a long time more everyone to have to wait to be together again.

ben2 here...want me to go visit 'em? i'll get 'em to work fast for you!


Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Why does effurything dat has to do wif fixing a howse always take longer den beans say it will? Poor Sara, I don't blame her. We woodent want to be away frum home fur so long eether.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Oh, it's nice to see all of you again. Our Lady and Man went away for 4 days and we hated it. But a nice lady came and fed us every day. But now we're so happy that our people are back with us. Hope you get to go home soon.

Purrrrs, China Cat & Willow

Jake and Bathsheba said...

We sure hope you all get to go home soon. We would HATE having to stay in a hotel, no matter how fancy. Kitties belong with their people.


Lux said...

Oh, I really hope you all get to go home soon!

Dragonheart said...

You all look very comfortable in the hotel, but I know you'll be very happy when you can go home.

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Very glad to see you cats in the hotel. The pink cat tent looks so comfy and warm... the baskets too.

Thanks for the update!!

Icon & Katie

Caesar and Princess said...

Happy Monday <3

Honey P. Sunshine said...

can't wait till you all get home

KJ's muse said...

May 14th can't get here quick enough! Cute pics. :)

Suzanne said...

i'm counting down the days until the kitties can come home! sara needs her mommy! (and mommy needs to get sara kitty a cute basket)

is it looking like everything's on track for 5/14?


Caesar and Princess said...

Here we are at Wednesday. we hope all is well.
We sure do miss you.
Purrrs and headbutts

Cheysuli said...

I hope you all get to get home soon. What a long time to spend in a hotel!