CATS OF THE HOUSEHOLD UNDER HOTEL ARREST
By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor
Cats of the Household are being held captive in a so-called hotel.
They were left here weeks ago and haven't seen home since. Other cats are also being held at the detention center; however, they seem to have fallen victim to Stockholm syndrome.
"I looooove all these scratches!" Kat 3 said. "And, looky, toys everywhere! Hey, nice lady, could you refill my food bowl?"
Experts say this type of behavior is not unusual.
"Kat 3 just loves everyone," expert Mom says. "Huh? Oh, you wanted me to comment on cats in general? Well, I think it's really just you, Bogdan. You're so uptight."
Regardless of the expert's evaluation, this reporter stands by his claim of being held captive.
"They's nice people here, but I want to be released to home confinement as soon as possible!!" Sara said.
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CAT TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH EDITORNice Cat: Hey, lady. What's wrong with your kitty?
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A MEME, ALL ABOUT ME
The lovely DaisyMae Maus tagged me for this meme.
Here are the rules for this meme ...
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!
1. In my free time, I am writing my autobiography.
2. I've bitten the investor's lips, twice!
3. I used to be a rapper
4. I like eating tomatoes and potatoes.
5. I break stuff, all the time. Stuff such as computers and olive oil bottles.
6. I am banned from one grandma's house for teasing (OK, chasing) my cat aunts, and I've slapped my other grandma in the face. The investor says I need an attitude adjustment.
7. I purr and drool all over the place and knead on the investor's hair when she lets me into the bedroom and closes the door and Sara and Kat 3 are locked out! I love that.
I tag:
1. + 2. Caesar and Princess
3. My buddy Rocky at Artsy Catsy
4. Honey P. Sunshine
5. Sammawow
6. Eve on Catster
7. The Feline Philosopher's Muse
Coming ahead in The Morning Scratch: Cat House Hotel updates from Kat 3 and Sara.
The lovely DaisyMae Maus tagged me for this meme.
Here are the rules for this meme ...
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!
1. In my free time, I am writing my autobiography.
2. I've bitten the investor's lips, twice!
3. I used to be a rapper
4. I like eating tomatoes and potatoes.
5. I break stuff, all the time. Stuff such as computers and olive oil bottles.
6. I am banned from one grandma's house for teasing (OK, chasing) my cat aunts, and I've slapped my other grandma in the face. The investor says I need an attitude adjustment.
7. I purr and drool all over the place and knead on the investor's hair when she lets me into the bedroom and closes the door and Sara and Kat 3 are locked out! I love that.
I tag:
1. + 2. Caesar and Princess
3. My buddy Rocky at Artsy Catsy
4. Honey P. Sunshine
5. Sammawow
6. Eve on Catster
7. The Feline Philosopher's Muse
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Coming ahead in The Morning Scratch: Cat House Hotel updates from Kat 3 and Sara.