By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor
The Man pointed out that the Investor missed two nicknames:
14. Blob-don
15. Blog-don
(sigh)
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Thursday Thirteen, Edition "Who knows??"
By Bogdan
The Morning Scratch
My Investor has gotten such joy out of you, my friends, calling me Bogga, she wants to share 13 nicknames and such ("such" as in, embarrassing names) she and The Man have for me.
1. Bogga (which you all now know .... sigh)
2. Fatty Mc-Fat-Fat (leftover from my heftier years)
3. Buddha
4. Ba-ba
5. Mr. Bogdan
6. Bogadonasaurus
7. Boo
8. Mama's boy (Investor!!! How dare you.)
9. Boosh-ga-ba
10. Bogdan, No!
11. Poop-Monster
12. Boo-Monster
13. The Editor
The Morning Scratch
My Investor has gotten such joy out of you, my friends, calling me Bogga, she wants to share 13 nicknames and such ("such" as in, embarrassing names) she and The Man have for me.
1. Bogga (which you all now know .... sigh)
2. Fatty Mc-Fat-Fat (leftover from my heftier years)
3. Buddha
4. Ba-ba
5. Mr. Bogdan
6. Bogadonasaurus
7. Boo
8. Mama's boy (Investor!!! How dare you.)
9. Boosh-ga-ba
10. Bogdan, No!
11. Poop-Monster
12. Boo-Monster
13. The Editor
Bogdan: "Sara, did you just F-A-R-T??? Ha-ha."
Monday, March 24, 2008
How I spent my Easter Sunday
By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor
Bogdan: Hey, Investor? Have you typed my articles yet??
Investor: No, Bogga. I've been working on the newsletter for SLO County's North County Humane Society. (The Morning Scratch will link to the April/May edition when it's posted to the NCHS Web site.)
Bogdan: Hmph. You've been typing for other cats?? Unacceptable!
... And stop calling me Bogga. It's Mr. Bogdan to you!
Morning Scratch editor
Bogdan: Hey, Investor? Have you typed my articles yet??
Investor: No, Bogga. I've been working on the newsletter for SLO County's North County Humane Society. (The Morning Scratch will link to the April/May edition when it's posted to the NCHS Web site.)
Bogdan: Hmph. You've been typing for other cats?? Unacceptable!
... And stop calling me Bogga. It's Mr. Bogdan to you!
Monday, March 17, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Easy Like Sunday Morning
By Kat 3 and Sara
Morning Scratch reporters
Easy Like Sunday Morning setup: (1) Put two kitchen table chairs together to make a bed in front of an open door, with screen closed! (2) Add cozy San Jose Sharks blanket. (3) Cuddle in the sun with your sister. ... Easy!
Diva Kitty isn't having as easy a Sunday morning... DKM is trying to wash her Gizzy!!!
Morning Scratch reporters
Easy Like Sunday Morning setup: (1) Put two kitchen table chairs together to make a bed in front of an open door, with screen closed! (2) Add cozy San Jose Sharks blanket. (3) Cuddle in the sun with your sister. ... Easy!
Diva Kitty isn't having as easy a Sunday morning... DKM is trying to wash her Gizzy!!!
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Editor's note
By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor
The Morning Scratch staff would like to thank all of you, our loyal readers. Thanks for checking on us. We are all healthy. We will be back to a regular publishing (and visiting) schedule soon.
Off the record: I threatened the Investor that Kat 3, Sara and I would unionize. Start protesting. Not do any work for her (i.e.. cuddling). I think she's scared and willing to put aside plenty of time to fulfill my Morning Scratch requests.
Now for a look at the best part of my day, which, lucky for me, happens twice a day: Eating Vishus Deer.
Morning Scratch editor
The Morning Scratch staff would like to thank all of you, our loyal readers. Thanks for checking on us. We are all healthy. We will be back to a regular publishing (and visiting) schedule soon.
Off the record: I threatened the Investor that Kat 3, Sara and I would unionize. Start protesting. Not do any work for her (i.e.. cuddling). I think she's scared and willing to put aside plenty of time to fulfill my Morning Scratch requests.
Now for a look at the best part of my day, which, lucky for me, happens twice a day: Eating Vishus Deer.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Classifieds section
"Missing, one cool dudecat, answers to Bogdan. Is sorely missed by furrends. If you see him please send word to Monty Q."
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