Morning Scratch editor
So, the staff and I have been away for quite awhile. Here's some of the news events that have hindered publication:
1. I allowed the Investor to take a two-week vacation to visit family in the Washington, D.C., area. In her absence, family in California took care of us at home. This meant I continued to eat lots of vishus deer. NOM.
2. I gave the Investor my blessing to take a new second job. This meant she was busy interviewing and resigning and such. She will now be working in PR for environmentally friendly companies (no longer as a copy editor at a newspaper). I told her I expect tons (literally) of organic catnip.
3. Jeffrey needed some training. He has mastered the "I don't care" look (a-la-Bogdan) and managed to poop several times in the house in choice stepping spots. I am now proud to call him a member of my Morning Scratch staff.
4. Napping. Duh.
You know what's the worse thing? No new photos of us! But this is what I do have, thanks to my private investigator, who was following the Investor (aka: The Man) ...
Cousin Morgan, from Maryland:
Cali, from Northern Virginia:
Amber, Cali's older sister:
And last, but not least: The Investor... What the heck is she doing?!