Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Thursday Thirteen (No. 9): Why I haven't been reporting

By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor

13 reasons I haven't been doing my reporting ...

1. Jeff is distracting. He follows me everywhere! It's hard to write or report when somecat is looking over your shoulder.
2. We got a new GIGANTIC 8-FOOT cat tree. I had to test it out -- thoroughly. That takes time.
3. I rather eat my vishus deer.
4. Jack from next door has been hanging out on my porch a lot. Therefore I must assert my position by patrolling in the window, and hissing when needed.
5. It's extremely distracting when Jeff and Kat 3 "play."
6. Have I mentioned that grandpop made me a catwalk, and that I must use it daily? It gives me great perspective for hunting! (I hunt Jeff for fun. Don't worry. He doesn't mind.)

7. Temp-tay-sons, first! Reporting, second!
8. "I forget what 8 was for."
9. It's better to sleep and eat than do anything else!
10. This is NOT a good reason, but a reason none-the-less: The typist has been busy with work and volunteer activities. Not acceptable. I should start looking for a new typist.
11. But my typist is my investor. Well, I guess I should also start looking for a new investor. And, yes, this is a reason I'm not reporting.
12. I like to do nothing. Often.
13. Because, I'm busy doing other things. Why you bugging me about this??


Monty Q. Kat said...

As long as you post, dude. Doesn't matter about what.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

i like to do nothing, often, too, often

Daisy said...

That cat tree AND the catwalk are very, very awesome!

ps: Jeffrey does look a lot like Harley!

Princess said...

Wow, this is a great update on your business and busy-ness.
Great pictures.
stay well and happy

Findlay Furs said...

You always make me MOL
Im jealous of your cat tree...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Who was bugging yoo? Kat3 and Jeff look like dey is haffing fun.