Sunday, March 29, 2009

Investor skimps on food

By Bogdan
Morning Scratch editor

I recently ordered the investor to stock up on food for the Morning Scratch staff.

Investor, I am disappointed. This is not nearly enough.
Do not force me to do an investigative report into these neglectful conditions.


Jan's Funny Farm said...

How many of you are there? If more than 2, you should file a kitty police report. That just won't hold you long enough for her to get out and buy more!

Daisy said...

Nope, not nearly enough! You need at least 37 times that amount. Per day.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

We agree. That is nearly not enough food ta keep ya safe from starfation.

Ya should at least have THIS much:


Victor Tabbycat said...

Wait, lookit da date on them cans... you gotta eats ALL of dat food afore then or it'll be no good an turn yer tails green or sumfin! She'd better get more afore dat shtuff goes bad.