Bogdan: Investor! Step into my office. Where have you been?
Investor: What do you mean? Right here. Making you food. Going to work to make money and pay for your treats.
Bogdan: You haven't been to work! Did you see that the last time my newspaper was published was 10 days ago? I thought things were going to change. You promised after my near-death experience that they would. I think I saw light!!
Investor: Oh, Bogga... I've had to go to my other job a lot. And I was sick.
Bogdan: Excuses! We still haven't even posted Secret Paws gift photos! And I wrote thank-you letters that you haven't even mailed! You keep the stamps out of reach, or I'd do it myself. And there are photos of me eating Vishus Deer. I need to show my friends. (P.S. - Deer is good!)
Investor: I'll try harder. I'll try to find time.
Bogdan: Hmph. I still have that Help Wanted ad up. That's a warning, Investor.