Sunday, January 20, 2008

Another conversation with the Investor

Bogdan: Investor! Step into my office. Where have you been?

Investor: What do you mean? Right here. Making you food. Going to work to make money and pay for your treats.

Bogdan: You haven't been to work! Did you see that the last time my newspaper was published was 10 days ago? I thought things were going to change. You promised after my near-death experience that they would. I think I saw light!!

Investor: Oh, Bogga... I've had to go to my other job a lot. And I was sick.

Bogdan: Excuses! We still haven't even posted Secret Paws gift photos! And I wrote thank-you letters that you haven't even mailed! You keep the stamps out of reach, or I'd do it myself. And there are photos of me eating Vishus Deer. I need to show my friends. (P.S. - Deer is good!)

Investor: I'll try harder. I'll try to find time.

Bogdan: Hmph. I still have that Help Wanted ad up. That's a warning, Investor.

29 comments:

Daisy said...

Bogdan, good job keeping the Investor in line!

ps: I would like to see you eating Vishus Deer.

archi ann said...

Keep it up Bogdan, we miss your morning scratch!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Okay, you've truly peeked my curiosity. I want to see the pictures of you eating vicious deer! I'm wondering, is it the fresh variety (if so, whoa what a mancat you are!), or canned (and what brand).

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Hmm... Yah, replace her...

Daniel said...

Oh Bogdan... you know the saying about biting the hand that feeds you?

Monty Q. Kat said...

I know you're trying to be all furrocious, but MOmbean keeps going 'squee' and wanting to rub your head.

Try showing your teeth...

Rosie & Cheeto said...

keep working on yer investor. Owrs is doing the same thing. Hrumph...

Hey, maybe we can find a venchur capitul investor that will fund an "opposubul thumb fur cats" invention? Than we wuldnt need investors to help us!

Boots & the Interlopers said...

Maybe the investor needs a squirt bottle or maybe some temptations to get her to work more?

Parker said...

You look as though you really mean business with her Bogdan!

The Cat Realm said...

I want to see the deer eating picture!!! PRONTO! You should bite the help....

Jan said...

It's hard to find good help these days, isn't it Bogden! Keep after her.

jans funny farm

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

I know how you feel, Bogdan, my mamma gets so behind with things too!
I tagged you for a New Things meme! I hope it helps get to get the Investor working for you again.

purrs and headbutts,
Icon

The Crew said...

Bogdan my friend, this is a universal problem, since everycat complains about the quality of the help in their household.

My own secretary (aka Mom) has been terribly lax in her duties and always has some ridiculous excuse...work, tired, sick, busy...as to why my needs are not met. Thus far, I've only threatened to take action and I congratulate you on actually going so far as to place a "help wanted" ad. Tell me, have you had any applicants that appear promising?

George

Monty Q. Kat said...

Bogga, I miss you....

The Cat Realm said...

Kat3
I call on you because you dressed up in REAL clothes for the Halloween contest and we are having another dress up contest here
http://redcarpetbuzz.blogspot.com/
and so far ALL the entries are image edited!!! So here is your big chance to shine in real clothes!!!
Karl

The Cat Realm said...

P.S.
And Sara.
And Bogdan too!!!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Bogdan! I have something for you!

Boots & the Interlopers said...

I think it is time to leave a hairball or something dead and furry on the investor's pillow.

Jan said...

Hey, Bogden,

Did the Investor go on strike? We hope you haven't been ousted as Editor.

jans funny farm

The Cat Realm said...

Oh, oh - I guess that help ad didn't bring in any new personal to help....

Benjamin Fuzz said...

it sounds like you might need the 'one minute manager' book, bogdan. mol

will you tell sara that we tagged her for meme?

Princess said...

Hello friends.
we hope all is well with you three and your beans.

purrs from just me
~Prinnie

Monty Q. Kat said...

Come out come out wherever you are!

Monty Q. Kat said...

I have a classified for The Morning Scratch if it's allowed:

'Missing, one cool dudecat, answers to Bogdan. Is sorely missed by furrends. If you see him please send word to Monty Q.'

Let me know how much the ad will cost.

Jan said...

Bogden,

You haven't retired, have you? Worse yet, you haven't had a heart attack from all the stress of being unable to publish your news? Please let us all know you're okay. We miss you.

Jan's funny farm

Princess said...

Boggie,
You have not blogged since the very day that my wonderful brother Caesar went to the bridge.

purrrs

Monty Q. Kat said...

Where's Bogdan?? :(

Monty Q. Kat said...

Do hafta sing to get you to come out? :(

Artsy Catsy said...

Bogdan? BOGDAN!! Where are you? We're worried about you and we miss you!

Rocky
& the Artsy Catsy staff