INVESTOR: A Bogdan Enterprises newspaper in the Cat Blogosphere seeks a full-time Investor. Successful applicants will have at least one year's experience in feeding, petting and playing with cats. Only applicants with opposable thumbs will be considered.
The Investor will be expected to perform the following tasks, though duties will not be limited to these: Upkeep of the Morning Scratch newspaper facility, including litter box duties and general cleanup. Prompt delivery of food at feeding times twice a day. Temtayshun delivery at editor's and reporters' request. Typing of daily newspaper articles for the editor and reporters (this means the successful applicant needs to talk "cat"). Position will include night and weekend work.
To apply, contact Bogdan, editor of The Morning Scratch.