Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April Fool's Rap

In honor of the Fool's day
I thought I'd do a rap
Maybe you could guess who
Is never smokin' catnip
My tail is kinda short
An' bushes up to tell you
You don't come into my house
Without you been invited
When it comes to walkin'
I get a little help
My boys add up to
Somethin' more
And I twirl on the floor
My girl she is a strange one
She has a thing for hair
My stripes they call her over now
But I just tell her "Ciao".
My ride is like a whirlwind
But it don't really matter
Cause my love for Pit'r Pats
Is just gonna make me fat-ter
That's all I've got to say
Yeah, I've given you some clues
And if you guess who I am
I'll send the first five food.

Where's the Morning Scratch?

12 comments:

Princess said...

ooooh I dunno.
Happy April Foolies Day!!

Lucky Charmz said...

Xlnt rap, Bogdan!
Charmee

Daisy said...

Oh darn it, I cannot figure it out. I know the "Pit'r Pats" is a good clue, but I cannot remember who loves those things. Rats!

Millie said...

I know I know! You are over at Mao's Ballicus Blog!

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha we know. We've seen Bogdan at Mao's and you're Angus.

Victor Tabbycat said...

I don't know! I's furry confused, specially since Eric was Roxy an Daisy was Monty Q an... an... efun little Stifler was a chihuahua!
Great April fools!

Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S A GRATE RAP YER BETTER THAN ICE TEE OR PEE DIDDY HAY I SED PEE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Monty Q, is dat yoo?

Willow said...

I don't know who's rappin' here... This is such a fun April Fool's Day!

Purrrrrrs, Willow

Rosie & Cheeto said...

hmmm, somebody with a lotta hair and doesn't do nip....we know, yer Dolly Parton!!! Hmmm, how do we get to Dolly Parton's blog to tell hur we figured it out??

Honey P. Sunshine said...

doesnb't skeezix eet pitr pats?

Monty Q. Kat said...

It's not me, but I know who it is! ;)