Morning Scratch editor
Bogdan: How does this happen?!
Investor: What are you talking about?
Bogdan: How could you allow so many days to pass without helping me publish my newspaper? You know I need your thumbs' help!
Investor: I have a job that pays, mister! It puts crunchies in your bowl and temp-tay-shuns at the tip of your claws. It keeps me very busy.
Bogdan: This is unacceptable.
Investor: I'll try to help you Thursday. Let's shake on it.