Morning Scratch reporter
It's Meezer Monday, so it's all about me, Kat 3, who has Siamese ancestors.
This is one of my favorite spots: a kitchen table chair. I wait here for the food.
Here are some things about me:
• I really like food.
• I talk a lot.
• I mean, I really talk a lot.
• I have a "hook" at the end of my tail.
• I keep my young-looking complexion by staying positive and having tons of fun!
Excuse me. I'm being interrupted. Uhm, Bogdan, get outta here.
It's my turn to report!
OK. Back to me.
• I had respiratory issues as a youngster, and so my little nose is damaged. It makes it so that I snore when I sleep. It also makes lots of noise when I'm sniffing really hard to find smells.
• I like to party!
• Sparkly crunchy balls are my favorite toys.
• I sneeze a lot and get my boogers on the walls and furniture.
• I think belts are really scary. I hiss at them.
• I looooove food.
Excuse me ...
I warned you, Bogdan!
MY TURN! IT'S MY TURN TO REPORT!