Thursday, March 1, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Here I am, preparing to take notes for my next big newspaper assignment.

This is The Morning Scratch's very first Thursday Thirteen.

Here are thirteen headlines The Morning Scratch staff hopes to write in the next year, with the contributor in parenthesis.

1. Cats take over MTV, launch own slew of reality shows. (Sara)

2. The never-ending food bowl is discovered in the rain forests of Brazil. (Kat 3)

3. Everything is on sale at (Sara)

4. Cat wins "American Idol." (Bogdan)

5. Mu shue Pooh King Cat starts selling his "chicky-flavored cat nip." (Bogdan)

6. Dishwasher breaks; Kat 3 hired as replacement. (Kat 3)

7. Jeter Harris interns at The Morning Scratch under pseudonym Jimmy Olsen. (Bogdan)

8. Cats turn video cameras on humans, show embarrassing footage on "America's Funniest Home Videos." (Bogdan)

9. Skeezix is biggest craze to hit Japan since Godzilla. (Kat 3)

10. Water baths are outlawed. (Bogdan)

11. Airlines debut "furrrst-class," in which cats and other animals get special treatment while flying to all their important engagements. (Sara)

12. To stay in shape, 23 hours of sleep each day is necessary, researchers find. (Bogdan)

13. All corners of the universe are fitted with self-scratchers. (Kat 3)

The staff at the Morning Scratch would like to thank everyone for the great welcoming you've given us! It's much more than we expected. We'll visit you all soon!

P.S. We haven't figured out how to do that linky thing that's on everyone else's Thursday Thirteen.
P.P.S. We also haven't figured out why visual verification doesn't work for us, making it so we can't post comments some places!


RainCatGirl said...

furry kyoot foto bogdan!

miss Honey P.

p.s. they trapped a skunk in the complex 2 weeks ago, meowmie left the windows open and pu it stunk in here when she got home

RainCatGirl said...

daisy and skeezix, u fashun icons need to check out the link on item #3 on bogdans list.

Daisy said...

Bogday, I love yer reporter hat! Very stylish. I did check out #3 - that summer ruffle shirt is cute. Great job with yer very first Thursday Thirteen.

I will be back to check out the next breaking story!

jeterharris said...

bravo bogdan on yer first TT ... an thankz fer menshunin me! (jimmy olsen ... laffin an laffin!)
da catbloghelp will help u wid da link!
luv--yer grate frend--jh

Rosie & Cheeto said...
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Rosie & Cheeto said...

What a grate thurday thurteen!!! and and evun bettur picktur of yoo Bogdan!

Daisy sent me ovur to yer blog...we can't wait to get to know yoo bettur!!

Reverse Barometer said...

I looooove that picture!

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

those are some great storys thanks for them menton of my chicky-flaviored catnip I working on toona flaviored too at your rquest.

Mu shue

Daisy said...

Just checking back in... sorry I made a typo on yer name!

The Meezer Gang said...

It's hug a cat day. And I tag you!